12 Days Of Christmas Will Bring You Better Things Than An iPhone X

Apple’s much-anticipated iPhone X hit the market just on time for the holiday shopping season. But all the hype can’t hide the fact that the $1,000 phone has some serious problems: A glitchy face ID system and data security concerns, shattering screens, and potentially slower download speeds, just to name a few. You don’t have to buy seven swans a swimming, but here’s a “12 Days of Christmas” list of great gifts to get your loved ones instead:

12. Hatchimals Glittering Garden Interactive Creatures for the kids whose parents grew up with Tamagotchis.

11. Leatherman Wave tools for your friends who are always prepared for anything.

10. Amazon Prime subscriptions for, well, everyone.

9. 9-in-1 Instant Pots for kitchen n00bs who need to feed themselves but simply cannot adult.

8. Kindle Fire HD 8 32GB tablets for the readers (lol, jk, it’s for the TV show bingers).

7. 3-month gift subscriptions to Texture for the magazine lovers

6. Wilson golf club sets for those who want to be the next Tiger Woods, but without the part where your life falls apart.

5. Fitbit Blaze smart watches for those step counters and workout addicts.

4. Bose SoundSport Free wireless headphones for those who need sweet jams to stay in the zone.

3. Nintendo Switches + Lego World games for the kids (and adults, probably) who just have to have the latest and greatest in gaming devices.

2. Lower level seats to a Taylor Swift concert where you and a friend fulfill your “Wildest Dreams.”

1. 5-day Carnival cruise from Orlando to the Bahamas as a gift to you and a friend for surviving the holidays!