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15 Perfect Products For The Sarcastic Betch In You

Here's to speaking the truth and nothing but the truth — such as the Thug Life is the best life.

1. Um, ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.

2. Foxes are beautiful animals, aren't they?

3. OUR THIGHS KNOW THE TRUTH!

4. 'CAUSE HOME IS WHERE THE FOOD IS:

5. TEE-HEE 😊 😊 😊

6. The ability to poop rainbows is just a plus:

7. Hey, jokes are good for the soul.

8. The important thing is that you do care about *some* things:

9. You can always blame the office's subzero temperatures when you snap at that loudly chewing co-worker!

10. CANDY IS LIFE. And your witch better have it.

11. This beautiful message you should spread everywhere you go:

12. Um, pizza and party both start with the letter "P." Coincidence? WE DON'T THINK SO.

13. Music to anyone with sardonic humor:

14. Geez, that damn Felicia:

15. And not even Socrates could've come up with this well-served slice of wisdom:

Let your true self shine with items that are all about that Thug Life.