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"Welcome to the real world! It sucks. You're gonna love it!" — Monica
Sorry, not sorry. It's been a long week.
How do we take our coffee? Seriously. Very seriously.
It'd just be better if you didn't look.
We could cry tears of joy.
It's all about the little things... and by little things, we mean free things.
Playing music at 9 p.m. on a Saturday? Not today, Satan.
30 minutes? 10 minutes? 5 minutes? 1 minute? Anything early, really.
Who are we kidding? They're all cute.
How do we do this again? Are we doing this right?
Oh gag.
*arms flailing*
Please just accept our "apology."
No thanks. We've already got all the friends we need.
Nope. We still haven't gotten any better at accepting them.
"WHY GOD? WHY?" - Joey
It's already 2 a.m.?! RIP 💀
Hit us with your best shot, but we're not going anywhere.