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1. Try and find an agent by any means necessary.
2. Drink.
3. Try to sex your woes away.
4. Cry when that doesn't work.
5. Drink more.
6. Delve into the dark world of Craig's List personals.
7. Eat your feelings.
8. Devolve into a hot mess--You've earned it!
9. Start gunning for the spouse and kids.
10. Just go for it--love conquers all, right?
11. Curse Lena Dunham for making post-grad life look easy.
12. When all else fails, write and direct your own webseries.
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