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The I'm Not a Slut Lunch is the post-hookup meet and greet in the college cafeteria.
This takes place after you have most intensely regretted and thought about what you've done.
It's immediately clear that you have nothing to talk about...
Except for the aforementioned "act"
Cause let's be honest. In the moment you probably said...
So it's basically hella awkward.
He'll look at you like this...
You'll return the gaze like this...
And this...
Cause somehow...
And you keep thinking this may happen...
But it doesn't...
Everyone around you just seems to be staring...
And you realize this truth...
The second they leave the table
But the lunch is now done and you'll be okay...
Sure next time you see them...
Or when someone asks about them...
Cause really at the end of the day all you can say to them is...
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