1.
"You aren't going to share with me?"
2.
"But how can you eat just ONE thing?"
3.
"And what if I want to order something that's too big for one person?"
4.
"I'll give you some of mine... Fair trade?"
5.
"No? But what if I just take a tiny bite?"
7.
"Is this a germ issue? Because I've got my own fork."
8.
"What if I don't like what I order? Then will you share?"
9.
"What about a fry? I can't have ONE FRY?!"
10.
"How much trouble would I be in if I took one without asking?"
11.
"Are you being a good example for your future children? Sharing is caring."
12.
"You know I'm just waiting for you to look away, right?"
13.
"You're the worst... Want to share a dessert?"
Endless appetizers are best enjoyed with friends, and you can't get it anywhere other than TGI Fridays.
