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13 Questions We Have For People Who Don’t Like To Share Food

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1. "You aren't going to share with me?"

2. "But how can you eat just ONE thing?"

3. "And what if I want to order something that's too big for one person?"

4. "I'll give you some of mine... Fair trade?"

5. "No? But what if I just take a tiny bite?"

6. "Why do you hate me?"

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7. "Is this a germ issue? Because I've got my own fork."

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8. "What if I don't like what I order? Then will you share?"

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9. "What about a fry? I can't have ONE FRY?!"

10. "How much trouble would I be in if I took one without asking?"

11. "Are you being a good example for your future children? Sharing is caring."

12. "You know I'm just waiting for you to look away, right?"

13. "You're the worst... Want to share a dessert?"

Endless appetizers are best enjoyed with friends, and you can't get it anywhere other than TGI Fridays.