1.
Wondering if you have RBF even though RBF isn't even a thing:
2.
Getting sent into a past life just from carrying a basket:
3.
Having a conversation with a man that turns into a debate for no reason:
4.
Trying to stop street harassment with the power of wishful thinking:
5.
Constantly hearing about how girls are apparently obsessed with pumpkin spice lattes:
6.
Getting creepy messages like this for no reason:
7.
Hearing things like, "I like a girl with an appetite":
8.
Having ~quality~ representation like this:
9.
Knowing exactly where this is going:
10.
Watching something and immediately knowing a man wrote it:
11.
Feeling some type of way about Gone Girl:
12.
Being congratulated for reading because apparently most women are illiterate:
13.
Deeply understanding this situation and these faces:
14.
Recognizing "the look":
15.
Feeling relieved when you meet a guy who's willing to look stupid:
16.
Hearing this argument all the time:
17.
Wondering often if dying or cutting your hair will fix your problems:
18.
Knowing a guy like this:
19.
Trying every possible way to signal that you're not interested in conversation:
20.
Worrying people will think you're messy because your nail polish is chipping before realizing half the guys you know don't even wash their hands:
21.
Knowing how good and pure interactions with drunk girls are, especially in the bathroom:
22.
And kind of wishing you were an ancient oracle so you'd be left alone but still respected:
