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    20 Reasons Why Kids Are The Absolute Funniest Humans, As Told By Tumblr

    “Excuse me, please, do you have to put on your tattoos by yourself every day or does your mom help you?”

    1. Kids love tax evasion:

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    2. Kids come up with the best games:

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    3. Kids ask the tough questions:

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    4. Like, a lot of tough questions:

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    5. Kids make great neighbors:

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    6. Kids are...consistent at least:

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    7. Kids are rarely wrong:

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    8. And their logic checks out, even when it doesn't:

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    9. Kids have the most specific fears:

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    10. Kids have no sense of self-preservation:

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    11. Like, truly NONE:

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    12. Kids always have a favorite, even if it's unconventional:

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    13. Kids don't let science hold back their imagination:

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    14. Kids are amazing at poetry:

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    15. Like, so good at poetry:

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    16. Kids really know how to pick role models:

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    17. Kids are so dramatic all the time:

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    18. Kids say things that keep you up at night:

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    19. And sometimes those things make you question everything:

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    20. And finally, kids are just the best:

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