In case you haven't been paying attention, allow me to introduce you to the fineness that is Yahya Abdul-Mateen II. The 35-year-old New Orleans native has starred in hits like Baywatch, The Greatest Showman, Aquaman, and Us.

I solemnly swear that Yahya could crack me open like a coconut.
You've also seen him in HBO's limited series Watchmen as **spoiler alert** Doctor Manhattan.
Just sayin'.
Hear my prayer, God.