Let’s get right to it: Last night, Pete Davidson appeared on Saturday Night Live’s "Weekend Update" and revealed that he recently discovered that someone is selling a vibrator with his face on it.
Naturally, I searched for the product — you know, for research purposes — and I found a Pete Davidson vibrator selling on Etsy for $20 with Pete’s face all over it.
The handmade sex toy — which sold out immediately but is now back in stock — has 10 vibration speeds and is waterproof. In other words, it’s a real stocking stuffer.
Even Pete couldn't believe how bizarre, yet spot-on the product is. "It's weirdly accurate; how did they know how white it is?" he joked.
According to the seller, 10% of the profits are donated to breast cancer research (Pete has confirmed that he "doesn't even get a cut of the sales"), so maybe that'll make you feel less guilty about ordering one.
Of course, Twitter had a field day with the Pete Davidson vibrator news.
This user joked about how "poor Pete Davidson is gonna have to sign" so many vibrators:
how many vibrators do you think poor pete davidson is gonna have to sign now
This person's mom juuust might be ordering one for herself:
my mom laughed harder than i would like at the pete davidson vibrator jokes
This user predicted that the vibrator's sales would be a hit, and they're not wrong:
the sales of the Pete Davidson vibrator after tonight’s episode: 📈📈📈📈
Others just got straight to the point:
i want the pete davidson vibrator
Are you listening, Santa?