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    A Pete Davidson Vibrator Sold Out Immediately On Etsy, And Twitter Had A Field Day

    A real stocking stuffer, eh?

    Let’s get right to it: Last night, Pete Davidson appeared on Saturday Night Live’s "Weekend Update" and revealed that he recently discovered that someone is selling a vibrator with his face on it.

    Naturally, I searched for the product — you know, for research purposes — and I found a Pete Davidson vibrator selling on Etsy for $20 with Pete’s face all over it.

    Pete Davidson vibrator with his face on it

    The handmade sex toy — which sold out immediately but is now back in stock — has 10 vibration speeds and is waterproof. In other words, it’s a real stocking stuffer.

    Pete Davidson vibrator with battery

    Even Pete couldn't believe how bizarre, yet spot-on the product is. "It's weirdly accurate; how did they know how white it is?" he joked.

    Pete Davidson wearing a hoodie on The Weekend update

    According to the seller, 10% of the profits are donated to breast cancer research (Pete has confirmed that he "doesn't even get a cut of the sales"), so maybe that'll make you feel less guilty about ordering one.

    Side view of Pete Davidson vibrator inside of packaging

    Of course, Twitter had a field day with the Pete Davidson vibrator news.

    This user joked about how "poor Pete Davidson is gonna have to sign" so many vibrators:

    how many vibrators do you think poor pete davidson is gonna have to sign now

    This person's mom juuust might be ordering one for herself:

    my mom laughed harder than i would like at the pete davidson vibrator jokes

    This user predicted that the vibrator's sales would be a hit, and they're not wrong:

    the sales of the Pete Davidson vibrator after tonight’s episode: 📈📈📈📈

    Others just got straight to the point:

    i want the pete davidson vibrator

    Are you listening, Santa?

    So there you have it, folks. Enjoy your Pete Davidson vibrators, and may you have a merry, merry Christmas 🎁!