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    14 People Who Aren't Afraid To Admit Michael Myers Has Big Dick Energy

    "When you realize Michael Myers is hot >>"

    So I've had a crush on Michael Myers for the longest time. Yes, I'm talking about the killer from the Halloween horror movies. Don't judge me! ๐Ÿ™ˆ

    I could never pinpoint the reason for my attraction, though. It could be his mask or his height. Or even his brooding presence that gets me hot and bothered whenever I watch the spooky movies.

    Well, it turns out that I'm not alone! ๐Ÿ˜Œ Here are 14 other people who aren't afraid to admit Michael has some serious BDE:


    glad it's the time of year where people who are normally too afraid to speak the truth admit that michael myers is hot. his dick is big, i know it


    Am I the only person who thinks Michael Myers is sexy? Like yeah he's a serial killer but hes also 6ft 7 and hiding behind that mask... the mystery is just so hot.


    I know itโ€™s Friday the 13th and a full moon and a Friday but if I donโ€™t get dicked down by a hot guy wearing a Michael Myers mask does any of that even matter?


    Is it me or did they make this version of Michael Myers look kind of hot for some reason?


    When you realize Michael Myers is hot >>


    I had a sex dream about Michael Myers


    I'm glad to see I'm not the only person who thinks Michael Myers mask is sexy.


    i know it may sound a lil bit weird but michael myers is sexy LMAO something about that mask



    Tbh I would fuck Michael Myers. Tie him up so he wonโ€™t stab me. Donโ€™t @ me.



    Michael myers sexy IDGAF wut nobody say!


    michael myers is really hot idk what to tell yall


    true life i just watched michael myers and now im so horny

    Are you ready to admit Michael is hot now, too? Tell us in the comments! It's OK, this is a safe space.