Michael B. Jordan Is Joining OnlyFans And It's The Christmas Gift We All Wanted
"I’m actually going to start one."
This week, Michael B. Jordan was (officially) named the Sexiest Man Alive by People magazine.

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Ahem, I'd like to go on the record and say that Michael has always been certified as the sexiest man alive in my book.
As if his new title weren't enough, the actor also revealed that he's planning to start an OnlyFans account!
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My coins are ready!
Michael shared the exciting news during an interview with Jimmy Kimmel on Wednesday.
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When Jimmy commented on Michael's new mustache, the Creed actor joked that he was preparing to challenge Steve Harvey to a "mustache-off."

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As for what inspired his new look, Michael said, “I never had time to actually sit in one place and grow my facial hair where I didn’t have to get it groomed, or manicured, or anything like that. So, during quarantine, I just wanted to see how much hair I could actually grow."
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The 33-year-old quipped, "His name is Murphy! We call him Murph for short!"
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After Jimmy predicted that he could probably make "$250,000 a year if [his] mustache had an OnlyFans account," Michael said, “I’m actually going to start one, but, like, all the proceeds I want to go towards a barber school because during the quarantine, you know, there’s been so many businesses and schools that shut down."

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Showing the goods for charity? We love to see it.
My immediate reaction:
Comedy Central
I mean, the thought of getting more content like this...
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Sidenote: This was a moment, a moment that was most pleasing to me.
...and this...
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...we are truly NOT WORTHY!!!
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No word on when Michael — and Murphy — will be making their OnlyFans debut, but until then, enjoy this footage from their People magazine shoot:
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