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Jan 11, 2020

Gwyneth Paltrow Is Selling A Candle That "Smells Like My Vagina" On Goop, And I Am 0% Surprised

I just have questions.

Have you ever thought to yourself, "Wow, I sure would like to buy a candle that smells like my vagina"? Well, have no fear, Gwyneth Paltrow is here!

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The Politician actor is currently selling candles that "smell like my vagina" on her Goop website, and...I really can't make this up.

For $75, you can purchase the scent, which is described as "funny, gorgeous, sexy, and beautifully unexpected."

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Apparently, the candle's scent contains a "blend of geranium, citrusy bergamot, and cedar absolutes juxtaposed with Damask rose and ambrette seed." Exactly what a vagina smells like, *amirite?

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*I have no clue. I'm gay.

The site claims the name for the candle started "by accident" (Sure, Jan) after Gwyneth "blurted out, 'Uhhh..this smells like a vagina'" when she was working on a fragrance with perfumer Douglas Little.

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According to Goop, the vagina-scented candles sold like hot cakes during its test run, and it's currently sold out on the website. Who knew vagina-scented candles were so popular? Not me.

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  1. So, be honest, are you going to buy Gwyneth's vagina-scented candle once it's back in stock?

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So, be honest, are you going to buy Gwyneth's vagina-scented candle once it's back in stock?
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    Hell yeah!
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