Help, I'm Feeling Particularly Thirsty After Seeing Christopher Meloni Shirtless In A Kilt

Detective Stabler is still a heartthrob, y'all.

I know exactly why you clicked on this post, so I'll get straight to the point.

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On Monday, a fan tweeted at Christopher Meloni (aka Detective Stabler from Law & Order: SVU), asking him to "pause the news for a sec" amid the coronavirus pandemic.

m @TeamHotchniss

@Chris_Meloni, I am once again asking nicely. Pause the news for a sec https://t.co/PpTpy2Oi3m

09:38 PM - 23 Mar 2020

Chris answered the call by posting not one, but two (!) thirst traps, and it was the exact pick-me-up I needed during these uncertain times:

Chris Meloni @Chris_Meloni

Quarantine Kilt. With glasses or without? https://t.co/6cjHR3Tbe7

10:15 PM - 23 Mar 2020

For emphasis, here he is showing off his six-pack abs in his "quarantine kilt":

Twitter: @Chris_Meloni

I'll admit I'm not a fan of the socks, but I'd be more than happy to quarantine with him in that kilt.

Sidebar — are those earrings I spy with my little eye?

Twitter: @Chris_Meloni

I just...whew.

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And here he is a little more covered up, yet still hot AF:

Twitter: @Chris_Meloni

I swear this man is aging like fine wine. I bet you couldn't even guess his age without googling it.

Thanks, Chris, for brightening up my day and making me particularly thirsty. We could all use some kind of lighthearted "news" right now.

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