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Help, I'm Feeling Particularly Thirsty After Seeing Christopher Meloni Shirtless In A Kilt

Detective Stabler is still a heartthrob, y'all.

I know exactly why you clicked on this post, so I'll get straight to the point.

On Monday, a fan tweeted at Christopher Meloni (aka Detective Stabler from Law & Order: SVU), asking him to "pause the news for a sec" amid the coronavirus pandemic.

@Chris_Meloni, I am once again asking nicely. Pause the news for a sec https://t.co/PpTpy2Oi3m

Chris answered the call by posting not one, but two (!) thirst traps, and it was the exact pick-me-up I needed during these uncertain times:

Quarantine Kilt. With glasses or without? https://t.co/6cjHR3Tbe7

For emphasis, here he is showing off his six-pack abs in his "quarantine kilt":

Sidebar — are those earrings I spy with my little eye?

I just...whew.

And here he is a little more covered up, yet still hot AF:

Thanks, Chris, for brightening up my day and making me particularly thirsty. We could all use some kind of lighthearted "news" right now.