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    Updated on Jul 30, 2020. Posted on Jul 26, 2020

    Antoni Porowski Posted A Photo Of His New Haircut And He's Officially The Sexiest Man Alive

    YES.

    It's safe to say this year has been a whirlwind, so whenever we get nice things, we deserve to celebrate.

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    And baby, let me tell you: Queer Eye's resident chef Antoni Porowski just gave us a lot to celebrate.

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    On Sunday, the 36-year-old revealed his new buzzed haircut, something many have attempted — and failed — during quarantine, and I couldn't be happier with the results.

    I mean, the amount of flavor that the photo has.

    First of all, let's discuss how good he looks with or without his luscious locks. Get you a man who can do both.

    But, truthfully, even with the new cut, it's the arms for me. Those guns should come with a license to carry.

    Arrow pointing towards Antoni's buff arms with words saying "should be illegal"
    Antoni / Via instagram.com

    Srsly, if there were ever an advertisement for how to make wearing a mask look sexy, this is it!!!

    And let's not even talk about the size of his hands...because I'm already sweating.

    A closeup shot of Antoni's hands
    Antoni / Via instagram.com

    Whew.

    Me, realizing I'll never be lucky enough to call Antoni my boyfriend:

    Arrow points to man staring with a straight face in the background at Antoni
    Antoni / Via instagram.com

    Anyway, as expected, people are very excited about Antoni's new lewk:

    Comments that read "The hair," "Haircut," and "Wow sexiest man alive"
    Antoni / Via instagram.com

    But if you know, you know:

    Comments that read "those arms are chefs kiss" and "and arms"
    Antoni / Via instagram.com

    Even his Queer Eye costars Bobby Berk and Jonathan Van Ness couldn't help but fall for the thirst trap, because yes, that's exactly what it is:

    Bobby Berk says "Took me a second to figure out who this was" and JVN says "Quarantine makeover realness"
    Antoni / Via instagram.com

    This person summarized his post-quarantine look perfectly:

    A comment that reads "his hair left the chat"
    Antoni / Via instagram.com

    We were not prepared!

    A comment that says "I was not prepared to Buzzcut buff Antoni work it hunny"
    Antoni / Via instagram.com

    Like I said before, so much to celebrate! 😍🥳🥂

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