1.
"I'm lost," says Ben. "I'm lost." Props for saying the two words most men can never bring themselves to utter. #TheBachelor
2.
Neil Lane is the Ollivander of #TheBachelorFinale
3.
If a Final Two date occurs but there's no catamaran, did it even happen? #TheBachelor
4.
the only humane thing to do when you're in love with two people & have to pick is to kill whichever one you don't choose & bury them at sea
5.
No one loves an off-the-shoulder Boho look more than a final two contestant on #TheBachelor.
6.
Me watching #TheBachelor finale.
7.
Can Steve Harvey come out and announce that Ben said the wrong name now? #thebachelor
8.
We're all the girl who gets out of the limo first. #TheBachelorFinale
9.
Spends hours on hair. Jumps in water to appear low maintenance. #thebachelor
10.
*frantically searching through Bible for passage condemning reality TV marriage* #TheBachelorFinale
11.
Every girl dreams of hearing "but" after "I love you". #TheBachelor
12.
"And now, Mr. Bushnell, can I also speak to Lauren's mother and get her blessings?" Lol jk patriarchy. #TheBachelor
13.
Lauren, will you accept this ring SPONSORED BY NEIL LANE and marry me? #TheBachelor
14.
Ben right now: #TheBachelor
15.
"I don't deserve Jojo" only thing Ben has said right all night. #TheBachelor
16.
This situation right now 🚂💥🔥 #TheBachelor
17.
"The Bachelor" but with dogs
18.
"Hey Bachelor, it's me, Neil." Neil Lane's memoir. #TheBachelor #TheBachelorFinale
19.
At least we know JoJo's mom has the correct amount of wine to deal with this situation #TheBachelor
20.
Somewhere Jason mesnick is turning to Molly "at least I didn't do that" #TheBachelor
21.
More than anything I just can't understand how anyone can sit in front of dessert for so long and not even touch it. @BachelorABC
22.
"An announcement that will throw you into a frenzy" #TheBachelor #afterthefinalrose
23.
"Ben can get pretty intense," says his mom. "Sometimes he even says 'gosh darnit.'" #TheBachelor
24.
Whichever of these women is first to say "This is demeaning; I withdraw" should win a million dollars and a champagne fountain. #TheBachelor
25.
just once i want the bachelor to deny the final two women and choose a life of nude celibacy in a house made of moss down in a bog
26.
Bens not okay #TheBachelor
27.
Awkward night for Caila tho.
28.
"Send help" #TheBachelor