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    28 Hilariously Spot-On Tweets About "The Bachelor" Finale

    "If a Final Two date occurs but there's no catamaran, did it even happen?"

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    "I'm lost," says Ben. "I'm lost." Props for saying the two words most men can never bring themselves to utter. #TheBachelor

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    Neil Lane is the Ollivander of #TheBachelorFinale

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    If a Final Two date occurs but there's no catamaran, did it even happen? #TheBachelor

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    the only humane thing to do when you're in love with two people & have to pick is to kill whichever one you don't choose & bury them at sea

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    No one loves an off-the-shoulder Boho look more than a final two contestant on #TheBachelor.

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    Can Steve Harvey come out and announce that Ben said the wrong name now? #thebachelor

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    We're all the girl who gets out of the limo first. #TheBachelorFinale

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    Spends hours on hair. Jumps in water to appear low maintenance. #thebachelor

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    *frantically searching through Bible for passage condemning reality TV marriage* #TheBachelorFinale

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    Every girl dreams of hearing "but" after "I love you". #TheBachelor

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    "And now, Mr. Bushnell, can I also speak to Lauren's mother and get her blessings?" Lol jk patriarchy. #TheBachelor

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    Lauren, will you accept this ring SPONSORED BY NEIL LANE and marry me? #TheBachelor

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    "I don't deserve Jojo" only thing Ben has said right all night. #TheBachelor

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    This situation right now ๐Ÿš‚๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ #TheBachelor

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    "Hey Bachelor, it's me, Neil." Neil Lane's memoir. #TheBachelor #TheBachelorFinale

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    At least we know JoJo's mom has the correct amount of wine to deal with this situation #TheBachelor

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    Somewhere Jason mesnick is turning to Molly "at least I didn't do that" #TheBachelor

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    More than anything I just can't understand how anyone can sit in front of dessert for so long and not even touch it. @BachelorABC

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    "An announcement that will throw you into a frenzy" #TheBachelor #afterthefinalrose

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    "Ben can get pretty intense," says his mom. "Sometimes he even says 'gosh darnit.'" #TheBachelor

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    Whichever of these women is first to say "This is demeaning; I withdraw" should win a million dollars and a champagne fountain. #TheBachelor

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    just once i want the bachelor to deny the final two women and choose a life of nude celibacy in a house made of moss down in a bog

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