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28 Hilariously Spot-On Tweets About "The Bachelor" Finale

"If a Final Two date occurs but there's no catamaran, did it even happen?"

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"I'm lost," says Ben. "I'm lost." Props for saying the two words most men can never bring themselves to utter. #TheBachelor

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Neil Lane is the Ollivander of #TheBachelorFinale

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If a Final Two date occurs but there's no catamaran, did it even happen? #TheBachelor

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the only humane thing to do when you're in love with two people & have to pick is to kill whichever one you don't choose & bury them at sea

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No one loves an off-the-shoulder Boho look more than a final two contestant on #TheBachelor.

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Can Steve Harvey come out and announce that Ben said the wrong name now? #thebachelor

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We're all the girl who gets out of the limo first. #TheBachelorFinale

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Spends hours on hair. Jumps in water to appear low maintenance. #thebachelor

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*frantically searching through Bible for passage condemning reality TV marriage* #TheBachelorFinale

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Every girl dreams of hearing "but" after "I love you". #TheBachelor

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"And now, Mr. Bushnell, can I also speak to Lauren's mother and get her blessings?" Lol jk patriarchy. #TheBachelor

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Lauren, will you accept this ring SPONSORED BY NEIL LANE and marry me? #TheBachelor

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"I don't deserve Jojo" only thing Ben has said right all night. #TheBachelor

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This situation right now 🚂💥🔥 #TheBachelor

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"Hey Bachelor, it's me, Neil." Neil Lane's memoir. #TheBachelor #TheBachelorFinale

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At least we know JoJo's mom has the correct amount of wine to deal with this situation #TheBachelor

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Somewhere Jason mesnick is turning to Molly "at least I didn't do that" #TheBachelor

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More than anything I just can't understand how anyone can sit in front of dessert for so long and not even touch it. @BachelorABC

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"An announcement that will throw you into a frenzy" #TheBachelor #afterthefinalrose

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"Ben can get pretty intense," says his mom. "Sometimes he even says 'gosh darnit.'" #TheBachelor

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Whichever of these women is first to say "This is demeaning; I withdraw" should win a million dollars and a champagne fountain. #TheBachelor

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just once i want the bachelor to deny the final two women and choose a life of nude celibacy in a house made of moss down in a bog

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