1. Me as a parrot.
2. Me as a penguin.
3. Me as a dad.
4. Also me as a dad.
5. Me on a date.
6. Me as a pigeon.
7. Me as a governor.
8. Me when I'm drunk.
9. Me when I've heard enough Christmas music.
10. Me as an elephant.
11. Me as a beaver.
12. Me as an explorer.
13. Me as Bette Midler.
14. Me as a grandma.
15. Me in love.
16. Me in the group chat in 2017.
17. And me as a Xanax-addicted, Ketamine-peddling Yakuza tattoo artist.
