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    There's Now A Pimple Popping Toy, So I Know What I Want For My Birthday

    So gross and so satisfying at the same time.

    Even if you're not someone who gets a rush from watching pimple-popping videos, you probably know how good it feels to squeeze the living daylights out of a ripe, juicy zit on your own mug.

    Well, do I have some good news for you (and your dermatologist): The Pop it Pal is a new toy that lets you fulfill all your blemish-busting desires to your heart's content.

    Hnnnnnnng.

    Your new BFF comes in two different colors, is made of silicone, and comes with a bottle of all-natural pus — all for one easy payment of $19.99!

    Husband and wife Billy and Summer Pierce created the Pop it Pal because — why else? — they love picking.

    TBH, they kind of are onto something. I mean, it has all of the oozy, squeezy satisfaction of popping, without any of the bad effects, like germs or scars or, y'know, more zits.

    It also includes the extremely accurate experience of cleaning the gunk off your fingers when it's all over.