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This Dress Is Made Completely Out Of Straw Hats, And I Am Speechless

And it costs $3,050!!!

Do you ever just sit back with a nice glass of wine straight from the box and ask yourself, "What is fashion?"

"What is it but the highest form of self expression?"

Christopher Kane / Far Fetch

IF SO, HAVE I GOT A TREAT FOR YOU! Behold this truly never-before-seen creation, a dress made out of nothing but eight straw hats.

The masterpiece was designed by French designer Jacquemus, and it's currently being sold for a mere $3,050.

A bargain at twice the price!
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A bargain at twice the price!

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Because, it turns out, you erudite clotheshorse, that fashion is about looking like a collection of woven nipples.

It is truly the fidget spinner of dresses.
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It is truly the fidget spinner of dresses.

Oh, and don't worry, the dress is most definitely unlined, so fashion is also about feeling like you're being hugged by a bale of hay.

So now you know what fashion is really about. And to anyone wondering, "But how do you pee in that?" I leave you with this:

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