Nifty·Posted on Dec 5, 201530 Gloriously Nerdy Presents That'll Delight History BuffsThey'd find you more interesting if you were dead.by Terri PousBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink Amy Sefton / BuzzFeed Life 1. A shirt that proclaims exactly what kind of person they really are. Etsy / Via etsy.com $14.95 on Etsy. 2. An iPhone case will suffice, as well. Cafepress / Via cafepress.com $19.99 on Cafepress. 3. Finger puppets of some of the most badass females that have ever lived. The Unemployed Philosophers Guild / Via philosophersguild.com Like Sojourner Truth, Harriet Tubman, and Rosa Parks. $6.95 each from The Unemployed Philosophers Guild. 4. A Rosetta Stone flash drive. British Museum / Via britishmuseumshoponline.org £9.99 from The British Museum. 5. A travel mug that brings together all of Henry VIII's wives. Cafepress / Via cafepress.com $22.99 on Cafepress. 6. Or this card, if you've had a heady past together. Etsy / Via etsy.com Pun intended.$4.50 on Etsy. 7. A punny piece of wall art inspired by Genghis Khan. Etsy / Via etsy.com $5 on Etsy. 8. Revolutionary earrings that channel the Constitution. Etsy / Via etsy.com $12.95 on Etsy. 9. A Napoleon Bonaparte wall decal to watch over them. Etsy / Via etsy.com He may have been short, but this will loom tall over any room.$23.94 on Etsy. 10. A mug that celebrates the Supreme Court's highs and lows. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF The Unemployed Philosophers Guild / Via philosophersguild.com The names of the loser of each case appear when the mug gets heated like a courtroom battle.$13.95 from The Unemployed Philosophers Guild. 11. Two thousand years of history condensed into an extra-useful ruler. Readers & Writers Shop / Via thelibraryshop.org Just like Theodore Roosevelt said, "Speak softly and carry a historically accurate stick."$22 at Readers & Writers Shop. 12. A shirt that celebrates Frederick Douglass's excellence. Etsy / Via etsy.com $37 on Etsy. 13. A King Tut-tastic tote bag. Etsy / Via etsy.com $24.99 on Etsy. 14. Socks that celebrate some of the finest presidents. Amazon / Via amazon.com Bet you'll be washing that middle one a ton. (Sorry.)$30 on Amazon. 15. A PSA that Marie Antoinette didn't say anything about cake. Redbubble / Via redbubble.com $24.80 from Redbubble. 16. A reminder that you can do it! Etsy / Via etsy.com For when liquid courage isn't enough.$15.99 on Etsy. 17. The original Broadway cast recording of Hamilton. Amazon / Via amazon.com So they don't throw away their shot to listen to the best show tunes in quite some time.$22.85 on Amazon. 18. A beautiful chart that chronicles the entire history of life on earth. Uncommon Goods / Via uncommongoods.com $200 from Uncommon Goods. 19. A pencil sharpener shaped like a catapult. British Museum / Via britishmuseumshoponline.org £2.99 from The British Museum. 20. Fridge magnets that imagine terriers as historical figures. Etsy / Via etsy.com There's a Viking, a knight, a pharaoh, and more!$4.24 on Etsy. 21. A poster that shows that George Washington should be glad he crossed the Delaware before iPhones were invented. Zazzle / Via zazzle.com $31.60 on Zazzle. 22. Words of wisdom from Eleanor Roosevelt. Etsy / Via etsy.com $8.99 on Etsy. 23. A quick way to show they a-dor(e)ic ancient Greek columns. Etsy / Via etsy.com $21.99 on Etsy. 24. A way to display the Gandhi quote they wish to see in the world. Lookhuman / Via lookhuman.com $59 from Lookhuman. 25. A growler that immortalizes Benjamin Franklin's wisdom. Etsy / Via etsy.com $16.99 on Etsy. 26. A kickass coffee table book. Urban Outfitters / Via urbanoutfitters.com $14.95 from Urban Outfitters. 27. Or a tome that finally sheds light on history's forgotten characters. Buy Olympia / Via buyolympia.com $20 from Buy Olympia. 28. A tribute to the creepy, kooky, and altogether ooky John and Abigail Adams. Etsy / Via etsy.com $5 on Etsy. 29. A hatching dinosaur candle, if prehistory is more their thing. Firebox / Via firebox.com $45.19 on Firebox. 30. And this shirt that just really wants things to go back to the way they were. Etsy / Via etsy.com $15.99 on Etsy.