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30 Gloriously Nerdy Presents That'll Delight History Buffs

They'd find you more interesting if you were dead.

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1. A shirt that proclaims exactly what kind of person they really are.

$14.95 on Etsy.
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$14.95 on Etsy.

2. An iPhone case will suffice, as well.

$19.99 on Cafepress.
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$19.99 on Cafepress.

3. Finger puppets of some of the most badass females that have ever lived.

Like Sojourner Truth, Harriet Tubman, and Rosa Parks. $6.95 each from The Unemployed Philosophers Guild.
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Like Sojourner Truth, Harriet Tubman, and Rosa Parks. $6.95 each from The Unemployed Philosophers Guild.

4. A Rosetta Stone flash drive.

£9.99 from The British Museum.
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£9.99 from The British Museum.

5. A travel mug that brings together all of Henry VIII's wives.

$22.99 on Cafepress.
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$22.99 on Cafepress.

6. Or this card, if you've had a heady past together.

Pun intended.$4.50 on Etsy.
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Pun intended.

$4.50 on Etsy.

7. A punny piece of wall art inspired by Genghis Khan.

$5 on Etsy.
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$5 on Etsy.

8. Revolutionary earrings that channel the Constitution.

$12.95 on Etsy.
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$12.95 on Etsy.

9. A Napoleon Bonaparte wall decal to watch over them.

He may have been short, but this will loom tall over any room.$23.94 on Etsy.
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He may have been short, but this will loom tall over any room.

$23.94 on Etsy.

10. A mug that celebrates the Supreme Court's highs and lows.

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The names of the loser of each case appear when the mug gets heated like a courtroom battle.

$13.95 from The Unemployed Philosophers Guild.

11. Two thousand years of history condensed into an extra-useful ruler.

Just like Theodore Roosevelt said, "Speak softly and carry a historically accurate stick."$22 at Readers & Writers Shop.
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Just like Theodore Roosevelt said, "Speak softly and carry a historically accurate stick."

$22 at Readers & Writers Shop.

12. A shirt that celebrates Frederick Douglass's excellence.

$37 on Etsy.
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$37 on Etsy.

13. A King Tut-tastic tote bag.

$24.99 on Etsy.
Etsy / Via etsy.com

$24.99 on Etsy.

14. Socks that celebrate some of the finest presidents.

Bet you'll be washing that middle one a ton. (Sorry.)$30 on Amazon.
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Bet you'll be washing that middle one a ton. (Sorry.)

$30 on Amazon.

15. A PSA that Marie Antoinette didn't say anything about cake.

$24.80 from Redbubble.
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$24.80 from Redbubble.

16. A reminder that you can do it!

For when liquid courage isn't enough.$15.99 on Etsy.
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For when liquid courage isn't enough.

$15.99 on Etsy.

17. The original Broadway cast recording of Hamilton.

So they don't throw away their shot to listen to the best show tunes in quite some time.$22.85 on Amazon.
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So they don't throw away their shot to listen to the best show tunes in quite some time.

$22.85 on Amazon.

18. A beautiful chart that chronicles the entire history of life on earth.

$200 from Uncommon Goods.
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$200 from Uncommon Goods.

19. A pencil sharpener shaped like a catapult.

£2.99 from The British Museum.
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£2.99 from The British Museum.

20. Fridge magnets that imagine terriers as historical figures.

There's a Viking, a knight, a pharaoh, and more!$4.24 on Etsy.
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There's a Viking, a knight, a pharaoh, and more!

$4.24 on Etsy.

21. A poster that shows that George Washington should be glad he crossed the Delaware before iPhones were invented.

$31.60 on Zazzle.
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$31.60 on Zazzle.

22. Words of wisdom from Eleanor Roosevelt.

$8.99 on Etsy.
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$8.99 on Etsy.

23. A quick way to show they a-dor(e)ic ancient Greek columns.

$21.99 on Etsy.
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$21.99 on Etsy.

24. A way to display the Gandhi quote they wish to see in the world.

$59 from Lookhuman.
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$59 from Lookhuman.

25. A growler that immortalizes Benjamin Franklin's wisdom.

$16.99 on Etsy.
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$16.99 on Etsy.

26. A kickass coffee table book.

$14.95 from Urban Outfitters.
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$14.95 from Urban Outfitters.

27. Or a tome that finally sheds light on history's forgotten characters.

$20 from Buy Olympia.
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$20 from Buy Olympia.

28. A tribute to the creepy, kooky, and altogether ooky John and Abigail Adams.

$5 on Etsy.
Etsy / Via etsy.com

$5 on Etsy.

29. A hatching dinosaur candle, if prehistory is more their thing.

$45.19 on Firebox.
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$45.19 on Firebox.

30. And this shirt that just really wants things to go back to the way they were.

$15.99 on Etsy.
Etsy / Via etsy.com

$15.99 on Etsy.

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