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There Is A Body Part Called The Meatus, And I'm Sorry Folks, But We All Have One

"You get a meatus! You get a meatus!" —Oprah, probably.

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It was mostly filled with fancy-sounding medical jargon that made my eyes glaze over, until — UNTIL — I saw the word "meatus."

onlinelibrary.wiley.com

"Overall, women were found to consider the 'position and shape of the meatus' as the least important penile aspect," it says, among other things.

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A quick dictionary search showed that a meatus is just a bodily passage. That means that we all have meatuses (yes, that's the plural, not meatusi, I looked it up), and SEVERAL of them. It's derived from the Latin "meare," which means "to go."

Turns out, the opening of the ear canal, the skull, the nose, and yes, the urethra, all have (or are) meatuses.

NBC

That ALSO explains why women said it was the least important penile aspect…because honestly, who cares about the position and shape of a dickhole?*

*Do not Google "meatus" if you are faint of heart/stomach.

  1. Is this the first time you've heard of a meatus?

    YES!!! WTF?! I AM SHOOK.
    No, this is basic anatomy, you fool.

There Is A Body Part Called The Meatus, And I'm Sorry Folks, But We All Have One

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