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Only A Real Teenager Will Check 30/41 Items Off This Summer Bucket List

Have you petted a giraffe AND gotten a boob hickey?

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This summer 2017 bucket list is currently going viral, thanks to its mix of cute things like "star gaze" and slightly more typical teenage items like "get drunk all the time."

Though we may never know who actually wrote the list or whether they'll ever do their summer reading, we can see how our experiences compare to the hopes and dreams of the unknown bucket list keeper!

  1. Have you ever...

    Gone to a Stage AE concert?
    Gone to a party?
    Had sex?
    Given 2 blow jobs?
    Gone to Kennywood?
    Taken 8 hoe pics for Instagram?
    Gone to a sports game?
    Hooked up with Jacob (again)?
    Done a road trip?
    Camped in a backyard?
    Decorated your room?
    Done a head darty?
    Binged a new Netflix series?
    Gotten a manicure?
    Gotten a pedicure?
    Gone to Randyland?
    Gotten drunk all the time?
    Gotten crossfaded 17 times?
    Done summer reading?
    Gone on a picnic?
    Petted a giraffe?
    Made food from IG and Pinterest?
    Gone to Flagstaff drunk?
    Used sparklers?
    Gotten a boob hickey?
    Had a super wild birthday?
    Made a summer playlist (10 hours long)?
    Had a giant water balloon fight?
    Gotten a little tan?
    Bought Ray-Bans?
    Tied a message to a balloon and let it go?
    Went to the point?
    Had a lemonade stand with Zoe?
    Eaten cotton candy?
    Gone to the beach?
    Bought 7 bikinis?
    Fixed home screen?
    Gone ape?
    Gone to a drive in movie?
    Had an artsy 4th of July?
    Star gazed?

Only A Real Teenager Will Check 30/41 Items Off This Summer Bucket List

Hmm...you definitely have some bucket list items to check off. Do you even know what head darty means? Debatable. But hey, who does!

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You're really living it up, huh? Sure, you maybe haven't gone to Flagstaff drunk, but you know how to let loose and have a good time.

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Bucket list? What bucket list? You've done so many of these, you need to make a whole new one. You should be proud of all the time you've spent going ape and tying messages to balloons and letting them go!

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