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    Someone Spray-Painted A Promposal In A National Park And Dfjgdjshfg

    SMDH.

    Even the most wizened of old crows can appreciate a good promposal every now and then.

    They can be downright genuine, creative, and adorable!!!

    But they can also be ill-thought out and potentially illegal. Case in point: This message, spray-painted riiiiight onto a rock in California's Santa Monica Mountains National Recreation Area, a protected landscape.

    I just...

    The park's Facebook and Twitter pages posted the photos, plus a message from someone named Ranger Zach that politely asks youths not to deface public lands in their quest to find someone to slow dance to "My Heart Will Go On" with.

    Also, this is the SECOND year in a row someone has had this idea?! This kid isn't even an original public nuisance!

    Ranger Zach said in a comment that the rock has since been cleaned, but the paint is still somewhat visible.

    There's no word on whether the intended said yes or no to the dubious promposal, but hopefully they didn't graffiti their answer onto another rock.