1. Those twisty bread ties can no longer hide under their protector, fridge.
2. And you can scratch all the fancy couches your heart desires.
3. That dog bed? All yours.
4. And those boxes? Your kingdom, our liege.
5. By the way, that cleaning job you did today was sheer genius.
6. And you're so right -- that human head definitely could be more comfortable...
7. "And while you're at it, human, sprout some more arms!"
8. P.S. What is this? A sunspot for ants?!
9. After years of vigorous training, that laser beam is TOAST.
10. And that vacuum? More like vac-doomed, amirite?
11. And in the boxing ring, that mouse has nowhere to hide!
At least Temptations have made one of their dreams come true. Introducing Snacky Mouse, the toy that treats.
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