1. If you're a Black woman, you're going to get your ass beat.

2. If you're a professional Black man, you're an evil abuser.

3. We need Jesus.
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4. If you want more from life and take risks to have it, you will be punished severely.

5. If you're a Black woman, you're going to get your ass beat again.

6. Single mothers deserve to be loved too.

7. Men who work with their hands make the best lovers.

8. A pot of hot grits is a weapon.

9. Black women have the most horrible lives ever.
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10. Sometimes things fall apart so that you can build something better.

11. If you're a Black woman, you're going to get your ass beat some more.

12. Sometimes it's best not to follow the instructions.
