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12 Things That Should Totally Be Legal

Who can we write to about this?

1. Jaywalking.

2. Being drunk in public.

3. Occasional shoplifting.

4. Sunbathing topless.

5. Smoking bowls on the beach.

6. Retaliating against creepy and unauthorized street characters.

7. Carrying your soda through airport security.

8. Being married to more than one person.

9. Actually, being married to whoever the hell you want.

10. Gambling.

11. Disturbing the peace.

12. Getting it on in your car.

It's time to take action! Demand equality. Help Ted get his life back and sign the petition here: LegalizeTed.com.

Join the movement and watch Ted 2 in cinemas June 26.