The 2012 Gift Guide For The Party Animal In Your Life

Worried about the perfect gift for the party animal in your life? In honor of the un-rated Ted Blu-ray™ release, here’s 16 awesome presents thateven the most professional of partiers can use. Ted-approved, naturally.

1. Break Dancing Instructions

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2. Bottle Opener/Pacifier

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Because parenthood shouldn’t preclude partying.

3. Bible with Hidden Flask

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So she can party and confess to partying at the same time.

4. Fantasy Beer Helmet

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5. “The Party Animal” DVD

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In case she needs some ideas.

6. Lots and lots of Colt 45

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Works every time (according to party authority Billy Dee Williams).

7. A Beer Bath

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Available in the Czech Republic only.

8. A DIY Ice Luge

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Just add water. And vodka.

9. Full-Sized Ted Bear

Gareth Williams / CC BY http://2.0 / Flickr: gareth1953

For those who really want to party like Ted.

10. Personal Breathalyzer

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11. “Party in the USA”

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Every party needs a soundtrack.

12. Goldfish Shoes

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For only the most stylish of party animals.

13. Twinkies (RIP)

Christian Cable / CC BY http://2.0 / Flickr: nexus_icon

Soon to be exclusive.

14. A Pickup Truck/Hot Tub

Roberta Romero / CC BY-ND http://2.0 / Flickr: bunnicula

Also known as the “redneck jacuzzi.”

15. Bikini Vending Machine

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Just in case.

And, of course: Ted on Blu-ray (un-rated version)


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