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Is This A Sentence From Ted (The Movie) Or TED (The Talk)?

TED Talks capture the imagination of innovators and intellectuals across the country, but when those innovators and intellectuals go home, a lot of them watch hilarious stoner comedies, like Ted the movie. Coincidence? Think again.

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  1. 1. Quote: "Boys' brains are being digitally rewired for change, novelty, excitement and constant arousal."

    Ted (the movie)
    TED (the talk)
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    TED (the talk)!

    From Phillip Zimbardo's TED Talk, "The Demise of Guys"

  2. 2. Quote: "Or is the floor on the shit, is what Kierkegaard would say."

    Ted (the movie)
    TED (the talk)
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    Wrong!

    Ted (the movie)!

    Ted gets philosophical after a particularly aggressive hooker shits on the floor.

    Ted (the movie)!
  3. 3. Quote: "I am the life-force power of the universe."

    Ted (the movie)
    TED (the talk)
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    TED (the talk)!

    From Jill Bolte Taylor's brainy TED Talk, Stroke of Insight.

  4. 4. Quote: "The company's turning 20, so you can bang it, but you can't get it drunk."

    Ted the movie
    TED Talk
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Ted (the movie)!

    Ted comments on the 20th anniversary of Lori's PR firm during a double date.

    Ted (the movie)!
  5. 5. Quote: "Hey millionaires--let me tell you about this CRAZY thing called a 'thrift store'. You can buy--get this--used clothes! And they're totally cheap. Who even knew?! Wait, poor people?"

    Ted (the movie)
    TED (the talk)
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    TED (the talk)!

    Jessi Arrington uttered this bizarre quote while on a thrift store kick during one of the 20 All-Time Worst TED Talks.

  6. 6. Quote: "That took guts; we need guts."

    Ted (the movie)
    TED (the talk)
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Ted (the movie)!

    Ted's boss, after he admits to fucking a coworker with a parsnip and then describing it to a family with four small children.

    Ted (the movie)!
  7. 7. Quote: "You need to understand how ideas have sex."

    Ted (the movie)
    TED (the talk)
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    TED (the talk)

    From Matt Ridley's aptly-named talk, "When Ideas Have Sex"

  8. 8. Quote: "Look, I'm a kook. I'm a fun-time boss. I do that with everyone at the office."

    Ted (the movie)
    TED (the talk)
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Ted (the movie)

    Lori's creepster boss explains to John why he keeps hitting on Lori at the office.

    Ted (the movie)
  9. 9. Quote: "Now if there's one thing you can be sure of, it's that nothing is more powerful than a young boy's wish. Except an Apache helicopter. An Apache helicopter has machine guns AND missiles. It is an unbelievably impressive complement of weaponry."

    Ted (the movie)
    TED (the talk)
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Ted (the movie)

    The narrator of Ted compares the power of a young boy's wish to an apache helicopter which, unlike a young boy's wish, can kill people quite easily and efficiently.

    Ted (the movie)
  10. 10. Quote: "If there’s no -sky at the end of the root word, then we’d just be idiots saying nonsense."

    Ted (the movie)
    TED (the talk)
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Ted (the movie)!

    Ted explains his intimate word game with John (Mark Wahlberg) to Lori (Mila Kunis).

    Ted (the movie)!

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