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4. Jiggle your way to fitness (and have a few screaming o’s too) with the Ride ‘Em Cowboy Exercise Machine
7. Look like a serial killer (Jason, anyone?) and get rid of wrinkles with the Rejuvenique Electric Facial Mask!
8. Get fit AND learn English phrases that don’t make a whole lot of sense with this Video!
11. Firm that double chin and lose that turkey wattle (oh, and look like an idiot) doing Mimrobics with Oleg!
13. Lose those breast wrinkles (…which we didn’t know existed but now we do and you might have them, especially if you’ve been eating those cookies…!) with the Intimia Cleavage Pillow!
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