Your State Slogan Is Crap

“Sunshine state”? “Smiling faces, beautiful places”? We’ve come up with some better slogans for each one of the 50 states of the USA.

1. New state plates!

YouTubers gunnarolla & Andrew Huang have launched a new weekly series in which they improvise new slogans for each one of the 50 states of America. High-pitched laughter and terrible puns ensue.

2. Florida: Our mayor is an orange

3. Texas: Our biggest mistake is not making things bigger

4. Illinois: Our favorite animal is the one that didn’t almost burn down Chicago

5. Kentucky: Our state animal is deep-fried

6. We’re not done yet! New episodes every Sunday at 7pm EST!

Check out more states on YouTube, and subscribe to gunnarolla and Andrew Huang for two new episodes of “New State Plates” every week.

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