"How are you this evening?"
Oh no. There's a bathroom attendant. Unfortunately, you can't hold it any longer. The seal is now broken and you're in for a long night of awkward encounters with the babysitter of the bathroom.
After the first visit, things are gonna get weird. For the rest of the night, expect a half-pump of soap, only one paper towel, and a death glare if you aren't tipping this Charmin chaperone.
Here are 9 things I don't need from the bathroom attendant: