1. People ALWAYS think you're high, when really you're just bored.
2. You hate when people talk about flirting with your eyes, because that's actually really hard.
3. You try to give people the eye, but it just comes off like you're judging them.
4. A coy wink is barely noticeable and just looks like you blinked with one eye.
5. Small rectangular frames DO NOT work for you.
6. And when you take off your wide frames, everyone says you look ~so different~.
7. You get teary-eyed at your eye exam because you're not used to opening them that wide.
8. When you try a smoky eye for your makeup, you look like a raccoon.
9. It's impossible to smile and keep your eyes open at the same time.
10. Flash photography is incredibly obnoxious to you.
12. Putting in contacts takes as long as an invasive surgery.
13. Though you've mastered the art of side-eyeing...
14. ...and throwing effortless shade...
15. ...you can't look surprised to save your life.
16. But having small eyes really isn't that bad. Regardless, we always look good!
