11 Songs From 2014 That Aren't As Romantic As You Thought They Were

"Good Kisser" doesn't mean what you think it means.

1. Katy Perry — "Dark Horse"

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Lyrics that seem so romantic:

Are you ready for, ready for / A perfect storm, perfect storm

Cause once you’re mine, once you’re mine / There’s no going back

Why it's not romantic: From the pyramid of Twinkies to the flaming hot Cheetos, the video reveals that Perry's singing about her love of junk food.

2. Beyoncé Feat. Frank Ocean — "Superpower"

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Lyrics that seem so romantic:

A tough love (Super power) / Uh huh, like a shark (Super power)

Ooh, like a bear / A tough love

Why it's not romantic: Because sharks and bears don't exactly inspire warm and fuzzy feelings.

3. Usher — "Good Kisser"

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Lyrics that seem so romantic:

You make me wanna tap out and retire / Your pretty lips leave me so inspired

Why it's not romantic:

Sexy, sure, but if you listen a little closer you'll realize that Usher wants those "pretty lips" on something other than his mouth.

4. Disclosure Feat. Sam Smith — "Latch"

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Lyrics that seem so romantic:

Now I've got you in my space / I won’t let go of you (never) / Got you shackled in my embrace / I’m latching on to you (never)

Why it's not romantic: Shackles? Ouch.

5. Jason Derulo — "Trumpets"

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Lyrics that seem so romantic:

Is it weird that I hear Violin / whenever you’re gone/Whenever you’re gone

Is it weird that your ass / Remind me of a Kanye West song?

Why it's not romantic: While staring at the object of his desire, Jason Derulo thinks of... Kanye West.

6. One Direction — "Steal My Girl"

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Lyrics that seem so romantic:

Everybody wanna steal my girl / Everybody wanna take her heart away

Couple billion in the whole wide world / Find another one 'cause she belongs to me

Why it's not romantic:

Overprotective much?

7. Trey Songz — "Na Na"

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Lyrics that seem so romantic:

Ooh, na-na-na / Put your hands in the air if you're loving tonight

Ooh, na-na-na / Keep your hands in the air if you're spending the night

Ooh, na-na now, na-na, na-na-na-na-na

Why it's not romantic:

All opportunities for romantic lyricism are replaced by na-na-na-na-na-na-na.

8. Ariana Grande Feat. The Weeknd — "Love Me Harder"

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Lyrics that seem so romantic:

Tell me something I need to know / Then take my breath and never let it go

If you just let me invade your space / I'll take the pleasure, take it with the pain

Why it isn't romantic:

The rest of the song is Grande literally singing that she will leave her significant other if the sex isn't good.

9. Chris Brown Feat. Usher and Rick Ross — "New Flame"

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Lyrics that seem so romantic:

Who said you can't find love in the club? / 'Cause I wanna tell them they're wrong

Come on, just, baby, try a new thing / And let's spark a new flame

Why it's not romantic: 1) Chris Brown. 2) Rick Ross.

10. Nick Jonas — "Jealous"

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Lyrics that seem so romantic:

'Cause you’re too sexy, beautiful / And everybody wants a taste

That’s why (that’s why) / I still get jealous

Why it's not romantic:

Jealousy isn't a good look on anyone, even a hottie like Nick Jonas.

11. Magic! — "Rude"

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Lyrics that seem so romantic:

Why you gotta be so rude? / Don't you know I'm human too?

Why you gotta be so rude? / I'm gonna marry her anyway

Why it's not romantic: The whole song is basically a tantrum about not getting the father's approval, but HELLO have you asked your girlfriend?