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    11 Songs From 2014 That Aren't As Romantic As You Thought They Were

    "Good Kisser" doesn't mean what you think it means.

    1. Katy Perry — "Dark Horse"

    Capitol Records / Via youtube.com

    Lyrics that seem so romantic:

    Are you ready for, ready for / A perfect storm, perfect storm

    Cause once you’re mine, once you’re mine / There’s no going back

    Why it's not romantic: From the pyramid of Twinkies to the flaming hot Cheetos, the video reveals that Perry's singing about her love of junk food.

    2. Beyoncé Feat. Frank Ocean — "Superpower"

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    Lyrics that seem so romantic:

    A tough love (Super power) / Uh huh, like a shark (Super power)

    Ooh, like a bear / A tough love

    Why it's not romantic: Because sharks and bears don't exactly inspire warm and fuzzy feelings.

    3. Usher — "Good Kisser"

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    Lyrics that seem so romantic:

    You make me wanna tap out and retire / Your pretty lips leave me so inspired

    Why it's not romantic:

    Sexy, sure, but if you listen a little closer you'll realize that Usher wants those "pretty lips" on something other than his mouth.

    4. Disclosure Feat. Sam Smith — "Latch"

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    Lyrics that seem so romantic:

    Now I've got you in my space / I won’t let go of you (never) / Got you shackled in my embrace / I’m latching on to you (never)

    Why it's not romantic: Shackles? Ouch.

    5. Jason Derulo — "Trumpets"

    Warner Bros. Music / Via youtube.com

    Lyrics that seem so romantic:

    Is it weird that I hear Violin / whenever you’re gone/Whenever you’re gone

    Is it weird that your ass / Remind me of a Kanye West song?

    Why it's not romantic: While staring at the object of his desire, Jason Derulo thinks of... Kanye West.

    6. One Direction — "Steal My Girl"

    Sony Music Entertainment UK / Via youtube.com

    Lyrics that seem so romantic:

    Everybody wanna steal my girl / Everybody wanna take her heart away

    Couple billion in the whole wide world / Find another one 'cause she belongs to me

    Why it's not romantic:

    Overprotective much?

    7. Trey Songz — "Na Na"

    Gil Green and Trey Songz / Via youtube.com

    Lyrics that seem so romantic:

    Ooh, na-na-na / Put your hands in the air if you're loving tonight

    Ooh, na-na-na / Keep your hands in the air if you're spending the night

    Ooh, na-na now, na-na, na-na-na-na-na

    Why it's not romantic:

    All opportunities for romantic lyricism are replaced by na-na-na-na-na-na-na.

    8. Ariana Grande Feat. The Weeknd — "Love Me Harder"

    Republic Records / Via youtube.com

    Lyrics that seem so romantic:

    Tell me something I need to know / Then take my breath and never let it go

    If you just let me invade your space / I'll take the pleasure, take it with the pain

    Why it isn't romantic:

    The rest of the song is Grande literally singing that she will leave her significant other if the sex isn't good.

    9. Chris Brown Feat. Usher and Rick Ross — "New Flame"

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    Lyrics that seem so romantic:

    Who said you can't find love in the club? / 'Cause I wanna tell them they're wrong

    Come on, just, baby, try a new thing / And let's spark a new flame

    Why it's not romantic: 1) Chris Brown. 2) Rick Ross.

    10. Nick Jonas — "Jealous"

    Island Records / Via youtube.com

    Lyrics that seem so romantic:

    'Cause you’re too sexy, beautiful / And everybody wants a taste

    That’s why (that’s why) / I still get jealous

    Why it's not romantic:

    Jealousy isn't a good look on anyone, even a hottie like Nick Jonas.

    11. Magic! — "Rude"

    Sony Music / Via youtube.com

    Lyrics that seem so romantic:

    Why you gotta be so rude? / Don't you know I'm human too?

    Why you gotta be so rude? / I'm gonna marry her anyway

    Why it's not romantic: The whole song is basically a tantrum about not getting the father's approval, but HELLO have you asked your girlfriend?