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    The Birds And The Bees With Michael Fassbender

    Because, really, who else would you want to have explain the facts of life?

    When two people love each other very much...

    They think long and hard about whether they want to make a baby...

    Alcohol is never involved...

    But soft and romantic music always is...

    The Daddy makes sure the Mommy is very comfortable...

    And then some other things happen that you'll find out about when you're older...

    The end.