"Cool" Isn't Cool Anymore. Say Hello to SWAG. (If You Don't Know What Swag Means... You're So Not Cool. I Mean, Swag...y...?)
It Makes Some of Us Feel Like We Can Curse Cleanly
G2G Makes Those Emergency Exits Even Faster. Shave Off Those Syllables and Save Some Seconds!
IDK Why "I Don't Know" Seems So Long, DYK?
Did You Know You Can Get Whiplash From Shaking Your Head This Fast? Yeah. Better Stick to Typing "SMH".
It Silences Those People With Really Annoying Laughs
We're Far Too Hesitant to Make Great Decisions When YOLO isn't Around. He Makes Us Oh So Brave. Thanks, YOLO.
Internet Accents Sound So Great On These Defenseless, Innocent Elderly People Who Don't Even Know How To Turn on Their Smart Phones.
We Don't Even Have to Use Real Words! Who Has Time to Spell All That Out? Geez. Talk About Exhausting.
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