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    23 Unpopular Dessert Opinions That Need To Be Said Out Loud

    Cheesecake is trash.

    We asked the BuzzFeed Community to share their unpopular dessert opinions. Here are the ~controversial~ results.

    1. Oatmeal raisin cookies put all other cookies to shame.

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    The texture? Amazing. The sweetness? On fucking point. The nutritional value? Goddamn priceless. People just don’t deserve them. They are a gift to the world.

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    2. Brownie sundaes are a FAIL. The brownie gets soggy and completely falls apart under the ice cream.

    3. Eating pudding is just like eating cheap lotion.

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    The texture (and sometimes artificial flavoring) ain’t it.

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    4. Macarons taste like air and disappointment.

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    Even when they have different flavors, they all taste the same.

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    5. Thin Mints are the worst Girl Scout Cookie.

    6. Lemon desserts are disgusting.

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    Lemon squares, lemon cake, lemon pie — all of them are a disgrace to desserts and should be outlawed.

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    7. Those really pale, soft sugar cookies with the brightly colored frosting and sprinkles aren't worthy of being called a cookie.

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    They literally taste like you're biting into a handful of flour topped with powered sugar.

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    8. Cookies, brownies, and blondies are ONLY good when they’re undercooked.

    9. Vanilla is the superior ice cream flavor.

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    Lightly sweet, refreshing, and not overwhelming.

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    10. Cheesecake is trash. It somehow manages to take two of the best things in the world — cheese and cake — and mash them together into some unholy, rancid-tasting concoction.

    11. Maraschino cherries taste like cough syrup.

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    I don't know if that's just me, but cherries should not be ruined with sugar syrup and artificial colors.

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    12. Chocolate cake is not good. It's dry, spongy, and doesn't even taste like chocolate.

    13. Whipped cream — no matter what it’s accompanied by — is absolutely disgusting.

    14. Tiramisu is gross. The sponginess of the lady fingers reminds me of couch cushions.

    15. Cake is better without frosting.

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    The frosting makes the cake too sweet and really ruins the flavor and texture. If frosting never existed, I’d be just fine.

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    16. Cupcakes are kinda gross. There's just too much icing for such a small cake.

    17. Pies are literally disgusting. Who wants just a clump of hot fruit?

    18. S’mores are the absolute worst. They’re too sweet, too sticky, and just all-around awful.

    19. Milk chocolate is too sweet. Give me dark or give me death.

    20. Fruitcake is DELICIOUS.

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    It’s completely underrated. It’s moist, has great texture, and tastes of wintry spices. It’s one of my favorites.

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    21. Nuts are gross in desserts. Most of the time they just add a nasty bitter quality.

    22. Fruit should never, ever be covered in chocolate.

    23. And finally, a slice of melted cheddar cheese on apple pie with vanilla ice cream on the side is delicious.

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