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    19 Christmas Fails That Are Far From Merry And Bright

    Ho, ho, oh NO.

    1. This (forgotten) Elf on the Shelf was burnt to a ~crisp~:

    2. This tree shed just a FEW of its needles:

    3. Allison's stocking left something to be desired:

    4. This Christmas decor was, like, a liiiiiiiiiiitle R-rated:

    5. This Christmas morning breakfast met its tragic end:

    6. This Santa placement left something to be desired:

    7. This sweater was deceivingly dirty:

    8. This gingerbread house wasn't structurally sound:

    9. Ironically, this church chose the wrong "Hail Mary":

    A Christmas Carol service in Sri Lanka has accidentally printed the lyrics of Tupac’s Hail Mary, instead of the prayer. #SriLanka #lka

    10. This terrible, terrible mess:

    11. This gift was NOT what it seemed:

    MY MOM HANDED ME A GIFT SO I OPENED IT AND SCREAMED REALLY LOUD BECAUSE I THOUGHT SHE GOT ME A DILDO BUT ITS REALLY JUST A YETI CUP HOLDER

    12. This display rang in the Asstmchri season:

    13. This sign was oddly threatening:

    14. This tree was VERY underwhelming:

    15. This Santa was downright phallic:

    16. This ugly sweater cookie was, well, ugly:

    17. This drywall cracked under pressure:

    18. These DIY ornament decorations didn't *exactly* work out:

    19. And finally, this smug doggo was up to no good: