1. A sleek and compact paper and credit card shredder if you're looking to get revenge on all the junk mail and "pre-approved credit cards" that keep finding their way into your mail box.
2. A dual phone sanitizer and charger so sleek it'll fit seamlessly into your decor. If you're a clean-freak with a chronically 1% battery phone, this super cool gadget has got you covered.
3. An outdoor bug zapper because being outside is supposed to be fun, not a Battle Against the Bloodsuckers.
4. And! A bug bite suction tool for mosquito bite relief if you're excited for tank tops and short shorts but not the fact that you'll be exposed to some nasty bloodsuckers. It pretty much sucks the irritant out from under your skin so you can live an itch-free life.
5. A three-speed air purifier whose HEPA filter and UV light sanitizer to help rid your home of allergens, dander, odor, and dust, so you can breathe easier.
6. A teeth-whitening pen — bright smiles and shiny teeth are in your future and for far less money than you might've thought. This pen's soft-bristle brush is perfect for anyone with sensitive teeth. It even makes application as easy as saying CHEESE!
7. A mini waffle maker that'll cook way more than just waffles. Mini paninis, mini cookies, mini pizzas, mini...okay, I think you get it.
8. A USB car charging port if being the car's resident DJ means your phone always dies before you can even get to the good part of your road trip playlist.
9. A set of ergonomically-designed stainless-steel knives from Cuisinart that'll make you feel like Gordon Ramsay in the kitchen.
10. A compact pocket projector so you can have watch parties for all your favorite '00s rom-coms anytime, anywhere.
11. A cute cold brew maker to help your attention span go from zero to 100! Your first cup of morning joe just got a whole lot easier.
12. A stainless-steel TubShroom, famous for preventing massive hunks of hair and grime from growing and gaining sentience in your drains.
13. A moisturizing, vitamin-rich Qo-wash that'll gently cleanse and condition your beautiful coils and curls!
14. A vintage, embossing rolling pin— this handmade pin will make your pastries look like they came straight from un pâtisserie dans le 20th arrondissement!
15. A pet hair remover so good you might not recognize your couch after just one use! And because it doesn't use disposable adhesive strips, you can use this thing over and over and over and over and...
16. A heavy-duty grout cleaner will return your dirty and stained grout to its original color. No need to shell out $$$ to get it replaced.
17. A 40-pound bag of dust-free clumping litter because your cat may be cute, but the icky-sticky-smelly crumbling balls of moisture they leave behind are not. Control odor with this medium-grain clay that form unbreakable clumps easy to sift and throw out.
18. A wine wand for making tannin-induced hangovers magically disappear! Purify your Malbec in minutes and say goodbye to headaches and upset stomachs.
19. The Always Pan from Our Place if you're never sure what pot, pan, or tray to use to roast, saute, or steam. This multi-purpose pan braise, sear, steam, strain, saute, fry, boil, serve, store, and so much more. Finally take the guesswork out of cooking.
20. A set of stackable fridge storage bins so you can more easily keep track of what you do and don't need to add to your shopping list.
21. A set of temperature-regulating bed sheets made of naturally hypoallergenic fibers so you can get the cozy and cool sleep you deserve. They've got moisture-wicking properties because night sweats shouldn't be, like, a thing.
22. A set of four multicolored bowls with handles that you'll wanna eat everything from soup, cereal, ice cream, and chili out of. Reheating leftovers in the microwave just got a little more exciting!
23. A nail polish holder because giving yourself a manicure shouldn't make you feel like a kindergartener accidentally coloring outside of the lines. Just pop this on two of your fingers, and you'll have sturdy and dependable access to your nail polish.
24. Bottle-cleaning tablets that'll take care of the tough stains and persistent odors living in your travel mugs and water bottles. The best part is, there's no scrubbing involved. So you get super clean gear with minimal effort!
25. A pack of 12 reusable linen dinner napkins so you don't have to rely on wasteful paper towels to make sure you don't have any of that homemade spaghetti sauce you made left on your face after dinner.
26. A set of five highly-pigmented eyeliners made with aloe vera extract and vitamin E for the most moisturizing cat-eye of your life. And you can expect this creamy formula not to budge throughout the day!
27. Maybelline's Instant Age Rewind concealer will help you create a flawless canvas for all the bold looks you've been dying to experiment with. Dark circles? We don't know her.
28. A pair of seamless leggings with a ribbed waistband and patterns that contour to your body!
29. A zero-waste starter kit including everything you need to begin a more minimal life. No more single-use plastics for you!
30. A sleek cable box that'll keep your cords safe, organized, and out of sight. No more worrying about cables overheating or tripping on your tangled, charging cords!
31. An eyeliner stamp so you get a perfect cat-eye. Every. Single. Time. This smudge-proof and waterproof formula will keep you looking fang-sharp all day long.
32. A flip-top storage bench with a rack for your shoes so you can sit down instead of hobbling your way into your boots. Plus, there is space to toss your scarves, socks, and satchels!
33. A 15-piece dinner set — give your amateur dishes a professional look at your next dinner party. But keep in mind that just because this set is oven-safe, that doesn't mean your recipe is...
34. An electric egg cooker that effortlessly prepares perfect eggs, so you don't have to worry about cracking into a hard-boiled egg and finding a runny yolk. Get ready for instant hard-boiled eggs, poached eggs, and omelets!
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