1. A nontoxic pet odor and stain remover so you can finally and fully reclaim your home from years-old dark spots on your couch, and the scent of cat pee emanating from your rug.
2. A bottle of Feed-N-Wax wood polish that'll not only enhance your floor and furniture's shine, but will also layer them with a protective coating of carnauba wax and beeswax, so there's less polishing for you to do in the future.
3. A bottle of dandruff shampoo formulated with ketoconazole so you can finally relieve and control flaking, scaling, and itching caused by dandruff. Clean and clear scalps for all!
4. An Essence mascara if you're looking for bold and intense lashes even *you* will think came from falsies. Salon quality at a fraction of the cost? Yes, please!
5. A eucalyptus and lavender shower pouch for sinus and congestion relief that'll also make your bathroom feel like a rejuvenating spa. Each eucalyptus leaf was hand cut and then sprayed with eucalyptus essential oil.
6. An eco-friendly oven scrub cleaner to tackle all the caked-on messes you've learned to ignore. Made with natural ingredients (including pumice stone and baking soda), you'll get your oven back without all the toxic fumes.
7. A bottle of Wet & Forget shower cleaner because no one wants to scrub their bathtub clean. With this, you'll just spray it on, wait 8–12 hours, then rinse it off. Super easy!
8. An immunity-boosting allergy supplement that'll help your itchy pup stop scratching due to skin, seasonal, or environmental allergy issues. They're also rich with vitamins, antioxidants, and probiotics to support digestion and immunity.
Promising review: "Absolutely the best product. It saved my itchy goldendoodle! We tried changing food, Benadryl, medicated shampoo, fish oil, everything you can imagine... nothing worked long-term. He was itching his face so badly he would make himself bleed. Had sores and scabs all over his face and neck. I bought these because they had good reviews and I was desperate. It changed his life! He no longer scratches AT ALL! His coat looks great and all of his sores are healed. He’s the happiest he’s been which makes me a very happy momma. He is also very picky and never eats treats...he eats these every time so that’s an added bonus!" —Darcie Nation
Get them from Amazon for $25.97+ (available in two flavors).
9. A set of wood-repairing markers and wax sticks if your furniture or floors are prone to annoyingly huge scratches. Just take one of these markers and color over any imperfections!
10. A pack of dishwasher cleaning tablets since all the food gunk that was once on your dirty dishes does, in fact, go somewhere. And that's to the bottom of your humble appliance. You can also say goodbye to limescale and mineral buildup while you're at it.
Promising review: "I rarely post reviews, but this stuff has completely changed our lives. Our dishwasher, utensils, plates, and glasses were covered with dry scale and nothing we tried came close to helping. After using the tablets three times our dishwasher looks like new; our glasses are sparkling like fine china and everything else looks fabulous. Highly recommend, worth every penny, best product BY FAR!!! One great advantage is you can use it with your dishes. Some other products are used to clean the dishwasher but not to clean dishes and glasses. Buy this, you will be blown away!!! It is astounding!" —Jenny
Get a pack of six tablets from Amazon for $5.99.
11. A lightweight, skin-protecting moisturizer made with organic and botanical extracts working together to restore, hydrate, and re-energize dull skin. Infused with regenerating sunflower seed oil, you can't go wrong!
12. Two packs of streak-free stainless steel wipes so your appliances can get some lovin' too. These will remove residue, water marks, and grease while leaving behind a protective barrier to prevent smudges that'll keep your stainless stain-free!
13. A nontoxic leather conditioner that'll restore your leather throne to its former glory. Just spread a thin and even layer of conditioner to reveal rejuvenated (and water-repellent) furniture.
14. An earwax removal kit if wax buildup is keeping you from hearing the falsetto in your favorite songs. This nonirritating cleanser will get your ears in tip-top shape in no time.
15. A foaming car upholstery cleaner because one too many juice box accidents have turned your seats into a stained kingdom.
16. A glamifying eyeshadow palette whose six matte and six foil shades will easily take you from day to night.
17. A bottle of red wine stain remover since pinot noir is too good to have to sacrifice in order to keep your carpets and clothes clean. Just shake, spray, and wait. Then keep sipping!
18. A pack of teeth-whitening pens to get rid of coffee stains for far less money than you might've thought. This pen's soft-bristle brush is perfect for anyone with sensitive teeth. It even makes application as easy as saying CHEESE!
19. An organic and all-natural snout soother if your pup's nose has gone from cute as a button to crusty as overbaked bread.
20. A fast-drying white grout pen so your tiles always have a bright backdrop to gleam against.
21. A laundry soap bar that truly works miracles against all kinds of stains.
22. A jar of Aquaphor's healing moisturizer for anyone suffering from dry, cracked, and sensitive skin. It restores moisture and promotes healing, so you can go back to living.
23. Clorox disinfecting wipes because every surface of your home deserves a little TLC, and they'll get it with these lemon-scented wipes that are safe on wood, granite, and stainless steel, of course.
24. A stainless-steel foot file and callus remover to get rid of tough skin and cracks with no effort at all. Dry, discolored skin? Not here!
25. Downy Wrinkle Releaser fabric spray if you have no time, space, or energy to iron. That's not a problem! Just spray, tug, and hang to dry for wrinkle-free clothes in no time flat!
26. A dark spot-correcting cream that'll also work to repair sun damage, discoloration, and acne marks!
27. An ear treatment for cleaning out your pet's ears and getting rid of any buildup. It'll also help to prevent inflammation and irritation. Formulated with 0.5% hydrocortisone, this will help soothe ear infections caused by germs and fungi.
28. The Pink Stuff cleaning paste so no sticky saucepans, streaky stainless steel, or gunked-up glass shall prosper against you or this versatile and easy-to-use cleaner. This can also remove those colorful drawings your kids left on your white walls!
29. A Clorox toilet wand that comes with six disposable disinfecting sponges and a storage caddy. You might just feel like a mighty germ-eliminating wizard with that wand in hand. And after killing 99.9% of germs, who could blame you!
30. A watermark remover cloth if you've got guests with no home training leaving rings all over your furniture. This cloth will get rid of marks, scratches, and blemishes.
31. A makeup brush cleansing shampoo from Ecotools because the black eyeshadow brushes you've been using used to be white. This hypoallergenic shampoo will return your brushes and sponges to their former glory.
32. Elegantly frosted privacy film for your windows if your neighbors have waaaay too much access to what you do in your home.
33. Nuud anti-odorant — a 100% natural way to effectively prevent funky armpit smells. I know what you're thinking, but this one actually works!
34. A pack of dryer sheets that repel pet hair and lint so your favorite cotton sweater doesn't look like you got it for sale at a faux-fur shop. And because they're still dryer sheets, they'll also reduce wrinkles and static!
35. A multi-fabric cleaner if your couch, mattress, and carpet look incredibly, uhhhh, lived on.
The reviews for this post have been edited for length and clarity.