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14 Struggles Of Actually Having No Time To Adult

Work. Commutes. Friends. Sleep, maybe? When exactly are you supposed to adult? Taxfyle can help — download the app, take a picture of your tax docs, and a licensed CPA will handle those bad boys for you.

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1. You have to ask to work from home because you have no clean clothes.

"Lacking office-appropriate pants" is a legitimate sickness.
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"Lacking office-appropriate pants" is a legitimate sickness.

2. You go to happy hour, leave for a spin class, and then come back REAL sweaty.

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And still in your spandex.

3. You only call your mom when you're walking somewhere, and you're always seriously out of breath.

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"Hey, Mom! We have the next 14 blocks to talk!"

4. You haven't gotten a haircut in forever...

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You keep working late, and you're clearly not going BEFORE work. 😱

5. ...or managed to call your landlord to replace that burned-out ceiling lightbulb.

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Eventually candles stop being peaceful and romantic.

6. You still have to roll over the 401(k) from that job you had four years ago...

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Companies should so just do that for us, tbh.

7. ...and unpack the boxes from the apartment move you made that same year.

Clearly there's nothing that important in them.
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Clearly there's nothing that important in them.

8. Your sister asks you to mail her a book you just finished and you're like, LOL.

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The post office is only open from 9 to 5. And you can't just, like, leave work for 20 minutes. Sorry, sis.

9. You're totally used to sleeping on a bare mattress...

You have clean sheets, but making your entire bed is just altogether TOO much to handle sometimes.
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You have clean sheets, but making your entire bed is just altogether TOO much to handle sometimes.

10. ...and using paper takeout napkins as toilet paper.

It's the same difference, alright?!
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It's the same difference, alright?!

11. The only time you turn on your oven is when the heat isn't working.

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OK, OK, once you turned it on because your microwave also wasn't working. But it was to heat up frozen mac 'n' cheese. Not to cook. Period.

12. At least you have fantastic snack food presentation skills:

Look at all those colors!
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Look at all those colors!

13. You don't even remember what it's like to shop in a physical store.

You might have a panic attack if you stepped into a crowded mall. Interwebs + lunch break = all your purchases.
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You might have a panic attack if you stepped into a crowded mall. Interwebs + lunch break = all your purchases.

14. This is how you ensure you actually clean your apartment:

Pair with an incredibly annoying alarm sound, and you'll eventually make the time!
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Pair with an incredibly annoying alarm sound, and you'll eventually make the time!

And not even one teeny, tiny part of your being can fathom sitting down and doing your own taxes. That's where Taxfyle comes in.

Take a picture of your tax docs, upload them to the app, and a licensed CPA will make sure you get dat refund.
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Take a picture of your tax docs, upload them to the app, and a licensed CPA will make sure you get dat refund.