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    Armie Hammer Is Barely Recognizable In Quarantine And I'm In Awe

    His Instagram story is a quarantine MOOD.

    You know who Armie Hammer is.

    Gareth Cattermole

    He's starred in hit films like Call Me By Your Name and The Social Network and is incredibly gorgeous.

    Last month, Armie debuted his new quarantine look and he's absolutely unrecognizable.

    In the words of Keke Palmer, "He could be walking down the street and I wouldn't know a thing."

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    Well, it's been a month, so you might be wondering how Armie's doing these days. Turns out he's being extremely relatable.

    Here's the Instagram story he posted today:

    Armie Hammer/Instagram

    I need to break this picture down because everything about this encompasses the ultimate quarantine mood.

    The shaved head:

    Armie Hammer/Instagram

    Pouring one out for Armie's luscious locks. But really, he's proving that even celebs aren't immune to the desperate need guys have to buzz off their hair when they can't get a proper haircut. The mustache is also really... *something.*

    The snack choice:

    Armie Hammer/Instagram

    Fried mac and cheese balls and a beer...at 9:30 a.m.! Everything about this is pure chaos and I deeply relate to it. Now I want mac and cheese balls. Also, in quarantine there are no rules! You can drink whenever! Happy hour is all the time because we NEED IT!

    The kaftan:

    Armie Hammer/Instagram

    As someone who hasn't worn pants in who knows how long, I fully support Armie's fashion choices (though it looks like he's actually wearing shorts). It's loose clothing time!

    So what am I going to do about it? Support you, Armie! We're all making the same choices the kids made in Jimmy Neutron when their parents were kidnapped by aliens, but it's what we need!