1. For when you’re on an emoji-nal roller coaster.
Get it here.
6. For when you’re into someone and you don’t know how to tell them.
Don’t say it, wear it! Buy them here.
19. For when you want to share your great poop experience with EVERYONE.
This may come with a steep price tag but there is no better way to segue into your great poop story than to wear the epitome of luxury + irony on your feet. You can buy this frightfully expensive pair of loafers here.
You can find a cheaper option here. or just grab your artistically talented friend and make them draw the poop emojis on your shoes!