1. Kitchen in a Bottle, $22 en.bentoandco.com / Via incrediblethings.com For the twentysomething who likes to have their shit together. The stack: a funnel, lemon juicer, spice grater, egg masher, cheese grater, lid grip/opener, egg yolk separator, AND a measuring cup. Get it here. 2. Bicycle Pizza Cutter, $25 doiydesign.com Lowering carbon footprints one pizza slice at a time. Get it here. 3. Cooking Blocks, $42 doiydesign.com For the ultimate LEGO lover. Get it here. 4. Pirate Corkscrew, $15 suck.uk.com For the twentysomething reading Facebook notifications in English (Pirate) since 2008. Get it here. 5. Mug Sweater, $17 etsy.com Adorable mug sweaters are adorable. Get it here. 6. Four Seasons Spice Shakers, $35 fab.com Store seasoning in different season globes. Think red pepper flakes = fall leaves. Raw sugar = hot dessert sand. Salt = winter snow. CLEVER. Get it here. 7. Yolkfish, $18 peleg design / Via peleg-design.com This goldfish separates egg yolks. Completely unnecessary and completely amusing. Get it here. 8. Salt and Pepper Cells, $12 amazon.com You can see exactly when it's time to recharge/replenish the S&P. Get it here. 9. Stackable Pyramid Measuring Cups, $12 Gama-Go / Via amazon.com Stackable and lovable. Get it here. 10. Spill-Proof Martini Glass, $20 homewetbar.com You promised to keep it classy in your twenties. This will help. Get it here. 11. Sunglasses Bag Clips, $8 amazon.com TOO COOL FOR SCHOOL. Get it here. 12. Sriracha Water Bottle, $8 urbanoutfitters.com Will you drink more water if you think it's Sriracha? Get it here. 13. Monday Mug, $8 The Cottage Industry / Via amazon.com This mug changes colors when it gets hot. It also tells others that you have coffee now — it's safe to talk to you. Get it here. 14. Moustache Stones, $14 Teroforma / Via fab.com Drink whisky like real gentlemen. Get the recipe. 15. Sandwich Coasters, $6 One Hundred 80 Degrees It's a sandwich. What more can you want? Get it here. 16. Food Fighters Party Picks, $17 fab.com BEST PARTY EVER. Get it here. 17. I-Cookie Cutter, $14 incrediblethings.com / Via shop.until.com.au For the twentysomething who's THAT into their iPhone. Get it here. 18. Salad Plant, $25 fab.com Salad serving spoons that looks like a plant... and you can't kill it. Get it here. 19. Fondue Mugs, $15 redferret.net Item currently unavailable. WHY ARE THEY DOING THIS? 20. Graffiti Cocktail Shaker, $25 kikkerland.com For the twentysomething who wishes they were Banksy. Get it here. 21. Takeout To-Go Container, $16 urbanoutfitters.com Making dreams come true for everyone who wishes their Chinese takeout actually came in these boxes. Get it here. 22. LEGO Minifigure Ice Cube Tray, $11 amazon.com These ice LEGO figurines are so cool. (See what I did there?) Get it here. 23. Pancakes Plates, $45 uncommongoods.com This solves a lot of big problems. Get this here. 24. Say Cheese Instant Slicer, $10 Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF gamago.com CHEESE POLAROIDS. Get it here.