Hint: It doesn't matter what happened beforehand because Beyoncé.
No more FOMO for you or your favorite person with diabetes — you can eat carbs. Just be smart about it.
Hallelujah for fluffy, baked eggs that can feed everyone you love by the dozens.
PB&C is a role model for all relationships.
Don’t forget to tweet using the hashtag #FunkySpunk
To everyone who has an avocado tree in their backyard, everyone else hates you.
Tall stacks of cookies and ice cream make all dreams seem so reachable.
I got 99 problems but my parents are disappointed because I don't have 100.
Please have my headstone engraved, "Ate Mint Chocolate Chip Pancakes."
You're not living in the real world until you own a bicycle-shaped pizza cutter.
Now it's your turn to pop the question.
And he's aware that the names he gives them are basically dad jokes.