I’m too short to even have the chance of squatting. My bum hits the seat unless I do some sort of spider woman, acrobat move and swing from the rafters. All while managing to make it in the toilet.
And honestly, the paper-down move is like flypaper for the rump. You have to touch it and peel it off. Might as well bare bum the seat with all that trouble. You probably encounter more bacteria from sucking face, so embrace the toilet and its cleanliness.