1. The dude was taking selfies waaayy before you were.
2. His bands paved the way for all your bands.
3. He could put a smile on any kid's face, even with just his pure brawn.
4. He was the king of every weather situation.
5. He was always shockingly good at providing for the family.
6. He forged his sterling reputation way back then.
7. He had all the right moves with the ladies.
8. After all, he did marry your mom.
9. His current favorite sport might be aggressive lounging, but he used to be the king of competition.
10. And he helped you understand the true meaning of sportsmanship.
11. He's been an animal whisperer since, well, since forever.
12. His clothes collection had humble, awesome roots.
13. Even his casual looks laid groundwork for modern wear.
14. And he had the courage to wear whatever colors he wanted.
15. But all that's just because he was trained to dress right by the best.
