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11 College Majors That Should've Existed

It's time to cover the important stuff. While these majors don't exist, you should still make the most of your college experience and get everything you need to have your best year ever at Target.

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1. AwkwardDinnerPartyology

Starting with Small Talk 101.
Dreaming in the deep south / (CC BY http://2.0) / Via Flickr: bethscupham

Starting with Small Talk 101.

2. AskingForARaisenomics

Jersey Films / Via itschewyhoe.tumblr.com

All the skills you need to be a boss to your boss.

3. HidingABadHaircutography

Art Hatstory is an easy A.
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Art Hatstory is an easy A.

4. MyPhoneJustDiedAndIDon'tKnowWhereIAmamatics

Via quantumcats.tumblr.com

A good major if you want night classes.

5. PiratingFreeWi-Fiology

Via totoro-ho.tumblr.com

Courses available online... or are they?

6. TinderSwipenomics

Via yourbitchiestbestfriend.tumblr.com

This one is more or less a "pass/fail" major.

7. #Selfieosophy

For the students looking to discover more about themselves.
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For the students looking to discover more about themselves.

8. EatingSpaghettiWithoutLookingLikeAHotMessamatics

Via shaytardgifs.tumblr.com

The hardest major imaginable.

9. GettingMoreTwitterFollowersography

The final is live tweeting Game of Thrones without spoiling anything.
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The final is live tweeting Game of Thrones without spoiling anything.

10. HowToDanceToEDMatics

Via lavagoth.tumblr.com

Not the smartest major selection you could make as most of the jobs are now being done by robots.

11. And of course: SneezingWithoutFartingology

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It's kind of like public speaking... kind of.

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